Week 3: Personality Disorders

Dear Mom and Dad,

School is not fun. Earlier today, I almost got arrested for walking around the campus in my underwear. Whoever said that that was illegal? I don't think it should be. People in my new classes keep introducing themselves to me, but for some reason, I like telling them my name is Johnny even though we both know that it's not. hahahahahaha.

I am failing. I can never get my homework done. I don't know why. I guess waiting until the last minute is never good. Earlier today, I biked through streets blindfolded. It was fun, and I don't think it was dangerous at all.

By the way, can you send me more rent money? I spent it all on ping pong balls.

love you guys!
robert